Monday, January 21, 2013


When I went to live in West Hollywood in 1983, my roommate was my brother, Joe, who was on the soap opera, THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS. Prior to that, he had been working at a truck stop in Castaic where he met this down-and-out couple from Texas whose van broke down and, having no money, they were living out of it in the parking lot. Hearing of Joe's success, they found us in West Hollywood and we allowed them to live on the floor for a few weeks until things went bad. It inspired this story.
                         


    Road 4 - TRUCK STOP PARKING LOT
  
  
   A corner of the parking lot at a truck stop in Southern California. A car
   engine is mounted on cinder blocks. Various nut, bolts, rags, etc are
   scattered around it. ANN, late 20's, sits on a bushel basket, reading.
   LAWTON, 30's, a tall, muscular young man enters with a 20 pound sack of
   potatoes over his shoulder. He sets it down.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           I thought you might like these.
  
   Ann doesn't look up from her book.
  
                                       ANN
                           No blow jobs.
  
                                     LAWTON
                                (beat)
                           Ma'am?
  
                                       ANN
                           Not for a sack of potatoes.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Tubby, the cook, he
                           told me your story.
  
                                       ANN
                           He don't know my story.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Well, just about your van
                           breaking down.
  
                                       ANN
                           And you felt sorry for me?
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Not "sorry", but...
  
                                       ANN
                           I would. It's about the most pitiful
                           thing I ever heard of.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Anyway, I have another twelve tons
                           in the truck. Didn't figure they'd
                           miss it.                                                  

                                       ANN
                           Thanks.
  
   Ann goes back to reading. Lawton doesn't leave.
  
                                       ANN
                           See? You're waiting, cause you think
                           I'm going to give you one.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           No, ma'am.
  
                                       ANN
                           I have a sixth sense about these things.
                           I ain't over being sick from the
                           one last night, so you're
                           out of luck.... I want to finish
                           this chapter, thank you.
  
                                     LAWTON
                                (beat)
                           Well, so long.
  
                                       ANN
                           You can take your potatoes, if you want.
  

                                     LAWTON
                           Not worth the effort. The potatoes.
  
                                       ANN
                           It's not 'cause you gross me out,
                           if that makes you feel any better.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           No.
  
   Lawton starts to go.
  
                                       ANN
                           Wait... Shoot... Would you give
                           me fifty bucks?
  
                                     LAWTON
                           I don't have fifty bucks to give.
  
                                       ANN
                           I'm trying to buy a plane ticket to
                           Hawaii. I am. It sounds frivolous,
                           but it ain't.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Hawaii?

                                       ANN
                           I want to live there. You ever been?
  
                                     LAWTON
                           I ain't been anywhere you can't
                           get to in a truck. Then again, there's
                           no place you can get to in a truck
                           I ain't been.
  
                                       ANN
                           If it weren't so dang hot... you know?
                           It would make me queasy.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Ma'am? Oh, you're talking about the
                           other thing.
  
                                       ANN
                           I figure the quicker I can get that
                           ticket...
  
                                     LAWTON
                           You have a husband, don't you?
                           The cook said there were two of you.
  
                                       ANN
                           Chuck's off trying to steal
                           parts.
                                (re: engine on blocks)
                           He thinks he can rebuild
                           that thing. We've been living in
                           this parking lot for two months.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           I heard. Tubby says he'll let you
                           stay as long as you need.
  
                                       ANN
                           Well, we should make him a saint.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           You are an eyesore, to say the least.
  
                                       ANN
                           St. Tubby. Patron Saint of Truck Stops.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           He doesn't have to let you squat
                           here.
  

                                       ANN
                           There's hardly a choice.

                                     LAWTON
                           He could call the police.
  
                                       ANN
                           He could... Why would you call me
                           an eye sore? That's mean.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           I give what I get.
  
                                       ANN
                           This isn't me. You understand? I'm
                           not this person.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           I believe that.
  
                                       ANN
                           Do you?
  

                                     LAWTON
                           Just down on your luck.
  
                                       ANN
                           It's like that old movie, "Lifeboat"?
                           This truck stop parking lot is my
                           Atlantic Ocean, and this van is my
                           leaky boat.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           What's the cafe?
  
                                       ANN
                           That's the ship on the horizon that
                           don't see me waving.... It's survival,
                           is all. Would you give me twenty
                           dollars for a hand job?
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Stop that now.
  
                                       ANN
                           Look at you turn red.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Well, I'm not used to a woman....
  
                                       ANN
                           What?
  
                                     LAWTON
                           I just wanted a spot a' talk.
                           Trucking's a lonely business.

                                       ANN
                           It's a man's wet dream.
                           Rrmm-rmm! His "big rig",
                           in control, no one telling him...
                           Stop just long enough to eat
                           and fuck a waitress. Boom, on the road,
                           get paid, get drunk. See the
                           kids, fuck the wife, leave
                           her behind again til next time.
  

                                     LAWTON
                           You make it sound romantic.
  
   Ann laughs a little.
  
                                       ANN
                           You married?
   
                                     LAWTON
                           Hell, no.... You have a low opinion
                           of men, don't you?
  
                                       ANN
                           I'm narily disappointed.... I saw the ring mark
                                                      on your finger.

                                                                        LAWTON
                                                      Oh. Yeah. Sorry. I wasn’t trying to fool you.

                                                                        ANN
                                                      Who were you trying to fool?

                                                                        LAWTON
                                                      Me. I thought it would be--...
                                                      I don’t know, I just did it.
                                                                        (puts ring back on)
                                                      You know, she and I ain’t going too good now,
                                                      but... she’s still my wife.

                                                                        ANN
                                                      We all do strange things when we’re off
                                                      alone. You don’t need to tell me.
                                                                        (beat)
                           Would you like something to eat?
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Potatoes?
  
                                       ANN
                           No, we got T-bones in the van.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           T-bones?
  

                                       ANN
                           They're going bad.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           T-bone steaks?
  
                                       ANN
                           You know the "Hungry Lion"
                           down the way? Chuck and I got
                           jobs there last week as night
                           janitors. Got fired on Sunday,
                           so we stole the steaks.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           What'd you get fired for?
  
                                       ANN
                           Stealing. Chuck's an ex-con.

                                     LAWTON
                           An ex-con?
  
                                       ANN
                           A present-con. He's so low, he takes it out
                           anyway he can.
  
   Lawton notices Ann rubbing her wrist.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           What's that book? "Ga-- Gaw-wan--"?
  
                                       ANN
                           "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight."
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Is that new?
  
                                       ANN
                           It's Arthurian.
  
                                     LAWTON
                                (beat)
                           Is that my answer?
  

                                       ANN
                           Old. Camelot. Knights of the Round
                           Table.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Sure.
  
                                       ANN
                           High melodrama, but...
  
                                     LAWTON
                           It's good?
  
                                       ANN
                           Gets my head out of the parking
                           lot.
  
   Ann rubs her wrist again.
  

                                     LAWTON
                           I imagine you'd want to get away.
                                (Ann scouffs)
                           Your wrist hurt?
  
   Ann nods, stops rubbing.
  
                                       ANN
                           I've always read a lot.
                           It surprises people. It
                           always bugs me, how surprised
                           they are.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Looks swollen.
  
                                       ANN
                                (pause)
                           We get on one 'nother's nerves.
                           I tell him he's a dumb hick,
                           he cracks me up 'side the head.
                           I say he's a rat dick, low life,
                           he breaks my wrist. Listen to me.
                           "Up 'side the haid", like I'm
                           not a hick, right?
                                (Lawton smiles)
                           What's your name?
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Lawton.
  
                                       ANN
                           Lawton. Hallelujah for a pretty name.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           I'll kick his ass for ya--
  
   Lawton looks to her for her name.
  
                                       ANN
                           Ann.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Ann. No reason to treat a woman like
                           that.
  
                                       ANN
                           Chuck's not someone you...
  
                                     LAWTON
                           I'm not scared of him.
  
                                       ANN
                           Thanks, but... It would
                           just leave it worse... You'd
                           go on to wherever...
  
                                     LAWTON
                           You wanna stay with him?
  
                                       ANN
                           Through thick and thin....
                           Lord, but this is thin, though.
                           He laid it on thick, is more like it.
                           Then I married him.

                                     LAWTON
                           You gotta sweet way of talking.
                           Where you from?
  
                                       ANN
                           Guess... Can't look at the license
                           plate!
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Oklahoma?
  

                                       ANN
                           Texas. You're from the Old South.
                           Charleston, maybe?
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Louisiana.
  
                                       ANN
                           What part?
  
                                     LAWTON
                                (hesitates)
                           Northern part.
  
                                       ANN
                           I should, you know.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Hm?
  
                                       ANN
                           Have you kick his ass. But you'd
                           leave and I'd...
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Well...
  
                                       ANN
                                (she waits)
                           Well?
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Well... Would you want to go?
  
                                       ANN
                           Go?
  
                                     LAWTON
                           With me. You're welcome....
  
   Ann reacts, amused and flattered.
  
                                       ANN
                           What are you doing?
                           Are you serious? That's funny.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           You seem nice. More than that...
                           I'll just take you as far as San Diego,
                           if that's....
  
                                       ANN
                           What would I do in San Diego?
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Fly to Hawaii.
  
                                       ANN
                           I don't have the money.
  
   Lawton frowns, nods.
  
                                       ANN
                           I got part of the money.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           I could pay for it. What's it cost?
  
                                       ANN
                           'Nother two, three hundred.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           I got that in cash.
  
                                       ANN
                           You said you didn't have fifty.
  

                                     LAWTON
                           "Fifty to give".
  

                                       ANN
                           But if I fuck you for it?
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Don't keep saying--
  
                                       ANN
                           No, I'll fuck you for that.
                           You kidding?.... Would you go? To Hawaii?
  
                                     LAWTON
                           After San Diego, I gotta turn
                           right back around. Oranges.

                                       ANN
                           What if I rode with you?
                                (Lawton reacts)
                           Did I read you wrong?
  
                                     LAWTON
                           You want to go--...? You mean Louisiana?
  
                                       ANN
                           Heck, I'm jumping up on the
                           back of your horse. It's wherever
                           you're going.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           You were so keen on Hawaii.
  
                                       ANN
                           I'm keen on adventure, Lawton.
                           We would have a ball, I guarentee
                           you that.
  
                                     LAWTON
                                    I told you, I’m married--

                                                                        ANN
                                    Is that where you wanna be? I know this
                                    ain’t where I wanna be. Think of it,
                                    man, the two of us.

                                                                        LAWTON
                           I don't--... This is a little out
                           of my league.
  
   Ann's devil-may-care attitude cannot hide the tremendous desperation
   behind it all.
  
                                       ANN
                           If it gets fettid and gnarly,
                           I hitch another ride
                           while you're pumping gas.
                           You tear off while I'm in the
                           motel shower. Lawton, I'm
                           tellin' you, it'll be--
  
   Ann impetuously kisses him deeply, rubs his back and butt.
  
                                       ANN
                           I think you are heaven sent,
                           Lawton, I really do.
  
                                     LAWTON
                                (pause)
                           Alright then.... We'd better get along.
  
                                       ANN
                           Can we wait a spell?
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Why?

                                       ANN
                           I don't want Chuck to think someone's
                           gone off and murdered me.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           Don't you think Chuck'll be
                           a little perturbed?
  
                                       ANN
                                (beat)
                           I would love to see you kick his ass.
                           If you knew--.... You're much bigger
                           than him, it wouldn't be no contest.
                           But to see that ratfuck asshole laid
                           out in this parking lot...
                           If he tries anything, I'll jump in
                           there, bite his goddamned ear off.
                           Would you, Lawton? For me?
  
                                     LAWTON
                                (pause)
                           Yes, ma'am.
  
   Ann hugs him. After a moment, they break. As they start to wait, the
   uncomfortable silence builds. The wind in the sails begins to die.
  
                                       ANN
                           So hot.
  
   Lawton nods. Ann can feel the triumphant energy fading. She wants
   to stop it from dying out.
  
                                       ANN
                           We should have a T-bone. Celebrate.
                           We'll ask St. Tubby. If you give him
                           one, he'll broil 'em up--...
                           It's all negotiation out here.
  
   Ann grabs the potatoes, suggesting through a gesture that they will take
   the sack with them. The silence grows more smothering. After a long
   while.
  
                                     LAWTON
                           You know what?
                                (pause)
                           I'm just going to go.
  
                                       ANN
                                (she knows)
                           What do you mean?
  
                                     LAWTON
                           I'm just going to go. I--...
                                                                        (pause)
                           I feel very badly.
                           I think you're a fine person....
  
   Ann looks at him with desperate, plaintive, angry eyes.
  
                                     LAWTON (cont'd)
                           You give me that look like-- I
                           don't know what--
                           betrayed or whatever...
                           but this whole thing is about
                           a truck stop parking lot.
                           I'm not gonna pretend any different.
  
   Lawton exits, leaving Ann there with the bag of potatoes. She puts down
   the potatoes, sits on the bushel basket, opens her book, and returns to
   reading. A tear runs down her face. End of play.


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