Monday, April 8, 2013



LITTLE MARY PART IV - As people only read a scene per week, I though it might be helpful to give recaps as they do in all episodics. Bishop Tivioli has become a progressive, radical voice within the Catholic Church, running a self-sustaining community in California. His mentor and friend, Cardinal Gian is sent from Rome to either convince Tivoli to stop his radical preaching-- which includes population control-- or to unseat him. Gian is astonished when 15-year-old virgin in the community is discovered to be pregnant with multiple fetuses, which she claims are the children of God. She quickly starts becoming an international sensation.

                                                Scene Five

Tivoli’s quarters at the mission represented by a simple rocking chair, a straight chair and a side table.

The lights very slowly fade up on Gian, seated in a rocking chair, listening to a cassette tape on a small, old and modest portable tape player. A large bandage is taped over his left elbow.

He is staring off in thought. Tivoli enters with a tea tray.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    Who is that?

                                                GIAN
                                    Gracie Fields... Tea?

                                                TIVOLI
                                    Espresso.

Tivoli hand him a cup and saucer. Gian manages a smile.

                                                GIAN
                                    Marvelous singer. Right
                                    before I went into the seminary,
                                    I saw her.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    In Rome?

                                                GIAN
                                    London. My parents had sent me to boarding
                                    school. I dreamed of being a singer on the stage.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    Ah, yes.

                                                GIAN
                                    But my voice was thin, it lacked
                                    character and resonance.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    You have a lovely voice, Papa.

                                                GIAN
                                    I know, I was quoting my instructor.
                                    Still, I knew I was no Gracie Fields, so
                                    I when I returned to Rome, I pursued my
other love.


                                                TIVOLI
                                                (beat)
                                    You’re feeling all right?

                                                GIAN
                                    Why?

                                                TIVOLI
                                    You still look pale.

                                                GIAN
                                    I’m fine.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    The paramedic thought you
                                    might have had a mild stroke.

                                                GIAN
                                    No stroke, I’m fine.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    That’s what I told him.

                                                GIAN
                                                (pause)
                                    What do you think it was?

                                                TIVOLI
                                    A mild stroke. But they’re not
                                    going to replace one frail Pope with
                                    another, so I told them you’d feinted.

                                                GIAN
                                    It was... some kind of seizure....
                                    Hallucination.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    Really?

                                                GIAN
                                    Yes.
                                                (pause/turns off music)
                                    Have you... Peter, have you ever
                                    had any communication with God?

                                                TIVOLI
                                    I feel God’s grace. It’s guided me through
my entire existence.

                                                GIAN
                                    Yes, I know.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    You mean... ?

                                                GIAN
                                    Actual.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    There have been times--

                                                GIAN
                                    Audible.

                                                TIVOLI
                                                (pause)
                                    Have you?

                                                GIAN
                                                (pause)
                                    How could you be sure?
                       
                                                TIVOLI
                                    Are you talking about your seizure?

                                                GIAN
                                    I was posing a metaphysical question.

                                                TIVOLI
                                                (pause)
                                    You would just know. You would
                                    feel His presence.

                                                GIAN
                                    Hm.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    Why?

                                                GIAN
                                    Hm?
                                                (trying to be dismissive)
                                    Something happened in the
                                    darkness.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    Marvelous.

                                                GIAN
                                    What?

                                                TIVOLI
                                    The uncertainty in your voice.

                                                GIAN
                                    Don’t be funny.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    What did you think you heard?

                                                GIAN
                                                (pause)
                                    The Holy Spirit spoke to me through
                                    the statue in your chapel.

Tivoli nearly laughs.

                                                GIAN
                                    Told me I must “do what must be done”.
                                                (no response from Tivoli)
                                    You don’t believe it’s possible?

                                                TIVOLI
                                    I don’t believe that God interferes here.
                                   
                                                GIAN
                                    He has appeared before.

TIVOLI
In Biblical times.

            GIAN
Even in more recent history.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    As the delusions of the insane or the
                                    machinations of some king.

                                                GIAN
                                    Hm.

                                                TIVOLI
                                                (studied)
                                    Or pope. Political, not mystical.

                                                GIAN
                                    Hm.
                                                (pause)
                                    Why does the espresso never taste
                                    right in America?
                                                                                               
AUGUSTINE CARDINAL SAVICI, 40’s, enters. He is almost always bubbly, upbeat and disarming.

                                                            SAVICI (in Italian)
                                    Tivoli vescovo! Gian cardinali! Insieme una volta di piu!
                                    Buono da verdere!
                                    Bishop Tivoli and Cardinal Gian! Together once
                                    more! It is good to see!

Lulit enters behind him, carrying two Italian suits.

                                                GIAN
                                    Welcome, Cardinal-Secretary.
                                    How is the health of His Holiness?

                                                SAVICI
                                    Meravigiloso! Lo ho lasciato nel
                                    la buon umore!
                                    Wonderful! I left him in the best of spirits!

Savici takes them from her, displays them to Gian and Tivoli.

                                                            SAVICI
                                                (to Lulit)
                                    Grazie.
                                    Thank you.
                                                (turns back to the men)
                                    Sto guidando qui nel limosuine--
                                    I’m being driven here in
                                    the limosuine--
                                                (looks to Lulit)
                                    Non parlate italiano?
                                    Do you not speak Italian?

                                                LULIT
                                    Almost none, Your Eminence.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    Italian’s not big in Ethiopia.

                                                SAVICI
                                    No, of course. I said, “I am
                                    in the limosuine”. I see the
                                    sign: Outlet Mall. I must
                                    have the driver stop.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    You went shopping?

                                                SAVICI
                                    Not for myself. Never. Gifts!
                                    I love gifts! Look!
                                    Look! Italian wool, but... sewn in China.
                                    They will laugh well at home!

                                                LULIT
                                    Excuse me, we are administering
                                    inoculations.

                                                SAVICI
                                                (gasps)
                                    Is there an epidemic?

                                                LULIT
                                    Just some nasty viruses that
                                    have been brought in from abroad.

                                                SAVICI
                                    The price for a world without
                                    borders. Could you hang these
                                    somewhere, please?

Lulit hesitates, then takes the two suits.

                                                SAVICI
                                    Thank you, Sister...?

                                                LULIT
                                    Mother Lulit, Your Eminence.

                                                SAVICI
                                    Ah! The famous. Thank you.
                                               
Lulit gives Tivoli a look, then leaves.

                                                SAVICI (to Gian)
                                    Your arm is injured?

                                                GIAN
                                    I fell.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    There was a blackout.

                                                SAVICI
                                    “Blackout”?
                                                (points to Gian’s elbow)
                                    Well, we should not have that soon.

                                                GIAN
                                    What?

                                                SAVICI
                                    The bandage.

                                                GIAN
                                    I have plans to remove it,
                                    once the bleeding stops.

                                                SAVICI
                                    So, that is the Ethiopian you
                                    tried to make priest?

                                                TIVOLI
                                    I did make her a priest.
                                    None of my accomplishments
                                    in Africa would have been
                                    possible without her.

                                                SAVICI
                                    I am certain she is a good convert.
                                    But it clearly was not the wish of
                                    Christ that women should minister.
                                    You need only look at His Apostles.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    Then we sould all be circumcised Jewish peasants.

                                                SAVICI
                                    And perhaps only one of us is..
                                                (a small, “good-natured’ laugh)

                                                TIVOLI
                                    I should think you would praise me for trying to make
                                    the Roman Catholic Church progressive.

                                                SAVICI
                                    Progressive?

                                                TIVOLI
                                    For keeping the hierarchy from becoming
                                    as impotent and obsolete as the British royals.

                                                SAVICI
                                    Perhaps another day I will have time
                                    to praise you.

                                                GIAN
                                    You cannot deny Bishop Tivoli is well thought of in America.

                                                SAVICI
                                    I admit he is highly revered. By certain elements.

                                                GIAN
                                    He is widely popular.

                                                SAVICI
                                    Just so. But it is not our job to be popular. It is to keep
                                    our church popular.
 (turns to Gian)
                                    So! We are very interested. What has
                                    occurred here?


                                                GIAN
                                    Cardinal Secretary, there was an article written--

                                                SAVICI
                                    Yes! It has made great excitement in Europe.

                                                GIAN
                                    It is known about?

                                                TIVOLI
                                    Cardinal Gian was misquoted.

                                                SAVICI
                                    I have corrected it. You said, “Indeed, all new life
                                    is a great miracle.” It is in the news tomorrow.

                                                GIAN
                                    We are denying her claim?

                                                SAVICI
                                    No! We are proceeding cautiously…                       
                                    and maintaining solidarity.

                                                GIAN
                                    These are the instructions from
                                    His Holiness?

                                                SAVICI
                                                (pause)
                                    His Holiness-- God give him strength--...
                                    I believe he understands what has happened
                                    here. The news seemed to give him solace.
                                    How blessed we are: A Roman Catholic girl
in a Roman Catholic mission being chosen
                                    by the one true God.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    What we have is an innocent young girl who
has been raped and traumatized.

                                                SAVICI
                                    Yes, so we thought at first.
                                    Are you familiar with the
                                    medical testimony?

                                                TIVOLI
                                    I don’t think it’s testimony unless
                                    there’s a trial.

                                                SAVICI
                                                (a tad testy)
                                    Forget my English. Have you been
                                    paying attention?

                                                TIVOLI
                                    Yes.

                                                SAVICI
                                    We have confirmed her story. She
is a virgin with seven viable fetuses
conceived without the aid of fertility drugs.           

                                                TIVOLI
                                    Freaks of nature, there have been millions.
Holy  Mothers, one.

            SAVICI
Miracles are still recognized by  the devout
in our church.

TIVOLI
And what happens when the children are born
                                    Latino instead of a divine rainbow coalition?

                                                SAVICI
                                    Divine rainbow?

                                                GIAN
                                    The girl has had a dream. Her offspring
                                    are a mix of all the world’s races.

                                                SAVICI
                                    Who knows of it?

                                                GIAN
                                    Mother Lulit, Christina’s father,
                                    Bishop Tivoli and I.

                                                SAVICI
                                    We must advise the girl against
                                    talking about this dream.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    DNA tests will be done.

                                                SAVICI
                                    Who knows what God’s children will be like?
He can give them any DNA he wishes.
They  may  seem to be the same as you or me,
as Jesus was. That will not change who they are,
or what they mean to us. Yes?

                                                TIVOLI
                                    You don’t believe her, either.

                                                SAVICI
                                    I believe that belief is what is needed!
                                    Terrible events in the world-- in our church-- ...
                                    Suffice to say, there is a crisis of faith in this country.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    And this will bring us credibility?

                                                SAVICI
                                    You see the joy and interest it
                                    has generated already.

                                                TIVOLI (points out the window)
                                    The pilgrims? It’s the same misguided thousands who rushed
to worship the image of Mary on a grilled cheese sandwich.

                                                            SAVICI
                                    Polling showed attendance at mass across America
                                    increased markedly this past Sunday. Not
                                    the numbers we had following9/11,
but still most encouraging.

Tivoli laughs at him.                          

                                                SAVICI
                                    Is that funny?... Ha.
                                                (beat)
                                    I appreciate your personal interest in this
young girl. I think it best for now that we
all stay with her here and show
                                    the expectant mother our support and interest.

                                                TIVOLI
                                    This will blow up in your faces.

                                                SAVICI
                                    Our support and interest.
                                                (beat)
                                    Cardinali Gian, there may be no need to censure
                                    Arch Bishop Tivoli.


                                                GIAN
                                    His Holiness has reconsidered--?

                                                SAVICI
                                    He has, yes.
                                                (pause/to Tivoli)
                                    I have some luggage and other
                                    purchases in the limousine. Do you
                                    have someone here to retrieve them?

Lights fade to the pin spot on the face of the statue. Numerous voices-- television bytes, etc.-- are underscored by the rising sound of murmurs, wails and muttered prayers from a massive, growing throng.

                                                VOICE
                                    The young woman some are calling
                                    “Little Mary” stays cloistered--

                                                VOICE
                                    --two Roman Catholic cardinals
                                    have taken up residence with
                                    the controversial Bishop--

                                                VOICE
                                    --President today granted American citizenship
to the girl’s father--

                                                VOICE
                                    --creating international outrage--

                                                VOICE
                                    --the civil liberties union demanded--

                                                VOICE
                                    --fundamentalist group vowed--
                                   
                                                VOICE
                                    --accusations that the Catholic Church is[s1] --

                                                VOICE
                                    --a man claiming to be Satan
                                    stabbed two pilgrims with a pitch fork--

                                                VOICE
                                    --at www-dot-littlemary-dot-info.

As the sound escalates to a fever pitch, the lights slowly rise on Christina, sleeping fitfully at the base of the statue.




 [s1]Jess felt this sentiment would be in the forefront, that the Catholic Church was perpetrating this hoax itself 

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